Funny Drinking Tank Tops

Sleeveless and relaxed. Built for the lake, the grill and the gym.

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About our classic fit tank tops

A unisex tank with a modern retail fit and a slightly longer body, light enough for hot days and easy to layer. Every design is printed to order in the USA.

Looking for a fitted women's cut? See the racerback tanks.

How long will my order take?

Each shirt is printed to order, which takes 3–5 business days, and standard US delivery takes about 2–5 business days after that. Most US orders arrive within 7–10 days of ordering.

Do the designs come in women's fits and tank tops?

Yes. Our own designs come in a classic tee, a women's fitted tee, a classic tank and a women's racerback tank. Pick the style on the product page, or use the style buttons above the shirts to see just one.

What are they made of, and how do they fit?

Soft, lightweight shirts in true-to-size fits, XS to 5XL depending on the style. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend. Every product page has a size chart and a Find My Size helper.

How does free shipping work?

Standard US shipping is free on 3 or more items, and you can mix any designs and styles. Orders of 1–2 items ship for $4.95.

Do bundle savings need a code?

No. Buy 2 and $5 comes off, buy 3 and shipping is free, buy 4 for the best deal. It's all applied automatically in the cart, across any designs.

What if something's wrong with my shirt?

Our 30-day guarantee covers wrong, damaged, defective or misprinted items: we replace or refund them within 30 days of delivery. Because every shirt is made to order, we can't take change-of-mind returns or size exchanges, so check the size chart first.