I Probably + I Definitely Need A Beer
The pair our customers buy together. Get both for $54.98 and save $5.
Pick a color and size for each
No code needed · Printed in the USA · 30-day guarantee
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- Add a 3rd tee → free US shipping
- Add a 4th → $10 off your order
Make it 3 and shipping's free
Add any tee in one tap. Mix and match designs and sizes.
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Beer Because You Can't Drink Bacon
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About this pair
Two of our best-selling beer tees, made to be worn together: one for the evening that's going fine, and one for the evening that isn't. A third of the people who buy I Definitely Need A Beer also pick up I Probably Need A Beer.
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How does the pair deal work?
Buy any 2 tees and you save $5, taken off automatically at checkout. No code needed. Add a 3rd tee and your US shipping is free. Buy 4 or more and you save $10 on your order. Mix any designs and sizes. Other discount codes don't stack with it; checkout uses whichever saves you more.
Can the two shirts be different sizes?
Yes. Pick a color and size for each shirt on its own, so the pair works as a gift for two people or one for you and one for a friend.
How long will my order take?
Each shirt is printed to order, which takes 3–5 business days, and standard US delivery takes about 2–5 business days after that. Most US orders arrive within 7–10 days of ordering. Both shirts usually ship together in one package.
What are they made of, and how do they fit?
A classic unisex fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors are a soft cotton/poly blend. Each product page has a size chart.
What if something's wrong with my shirt?
Our 30-day guarantee covers wrong, damaged, defective or misprinted items: we replace or refund them within 30 days of delivery. Because every shirt is made to order, we can't take change-of-mind returns or size exchanges, so check the size chart first.